Photos: We embrace child labor; Tristan practicing his driving; Kids with Grandma; Tristan waters Chloe
The calvary has come! Grandma got here this week to help with the new baby. The new baby, however, is quite comfortable with his current accommodations (I provide wonderful "womb" service) and has not made his debut. So I get to enjoy my mother as we care for the kids and wait for the contractions to start.
When Jocelynne called me fat last week, I replied, "No, Honey, I'm PREGNANT." She looked at me as she digested this information and then said, "So your fat AND pregnant." She wanted to know how Logan will be born. When I gave a simple explanation, she looked disgusted. For kicks, I told her that she was born the same way. I wish you could've seen her face. I'll start saving now for her psychotherapy.
1 comment:
Fat AND pregnant! Love it! :) I also love that she was totally grossed out about how babies are born. Guess you better not let her watch. She might pass out. :D
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